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Snackrifice talks about Anthro Con

• Snackrifice:   people at AC were JERKS to my friend I dragged along - you see he isn't really a furry and only came because he had a friend who lives in Pittsburg and wanted to visit
• Snackrifice:   so I decided to let him come with me
• Snackrifice:   and while we were there, THREE SEPARATE PEOPLE who he told he wasn't a furry
• Snackrifice:   immedaitely asked him the same question
• Snackrifice:   "Oh, you ever hear of a diaper fur"
• Snackrifice:   THAT was an akward car conversation on the drive back...
• Snackrifice:   But thats neither here nor there
• Snackrifice:   anyway iwill tell you my favorite story from AC
• Snackrifice:   We had a TON of cosplayers there - over 1,000 people were in some sort of costume
• Snackrifice:   one of them who was ABSURDLY popular was - who else? - SATAN
• Snackrifice:   it was crazy watching people react so positively to him - and the guy totally deserved it I can think of no man who could cosplay a better satan than him
• Snackrifice:   Charismatic as fuck and classy as fuck
• Snackrifice:   So anyway, my friend and I saw him several times through the convention
• Snackrifice:   and on the last day, my friend - even though I specifically told him people are REALLY going to misinterpret that shirt
• Snackrifice:   wore his extremely blasphemous Goat Whore shirt
• Snackrifice:   he had to explain several times that is was blasphemy as the main point - not the goat whore part.
• Snackrifice:   So it was getting late and we were on a mission
• Snackrifice:   and decided to travel to the connected hotel
• Snackrifice:   to the convention. oh the set up is pretty sick, the hotel enters into a grand lobby that extends upwards for three floors
• Snackrifice:   and the second and third floor has balconies ringing around the main lobby, so people can overlook the lobby from above
• Snackrifice:   and every floor is crammed with furs
• Snackrifice:   so we enter into the lobby and were just walking towards the stairs up to the top floors
• Snackrifice:   when suddenly, JESUS APPEARS. and jesus is HAMMER-SMASH DRUNK
• Snackrifice:   So he drunkenly looks over at us, and see's Will Maxwell's EXTREMELY BLASHPHEMOUS GOAT WHORE SHIRT
• Snackrifice:   and immediately comes over to us and just starts yelling at will maxwell for wearing such an aweful shirt
• Snackrifice:   and my friend, Mooshi leans over and says "OH MAN, Jesus and Will are about to butt heads!"
• Snackrifice:   Jesus must have overheard this and taken the queue a little to literally, for he just grabs my friend by the shirt and SMASHES his head into the face of Will
• Snackrifice:   and thats when we hear this horrifically angry voice start SCREAMING above us from the balconies above the lobby, yelling ' JESUS YOU LEAVE THOSE PEOPLE ALONE YOU FUCKING CUNT"
• Snackrifice:   And we all look up to see the pissed off face of none other than SATAN himself!
• Snackrifice:   and then Satan runs down the stairs and Jesus and Satan start having a yelling contest over the soul of Will.
• Snackrifice:   it was an absurd situation.
• Snackrifice:   oh and my friend Will got a 'Get out of hell free' card.
• Snackrifice:   A ton of stuff like that happened. You really can't beat a good convention.